Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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