Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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