weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he puts the penis in happiness.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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