D3 body, D1 cock
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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