So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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