I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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