I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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