Need sex. Gaining weight.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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