if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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