I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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