The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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