Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.