just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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