ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You pole danced in your parka.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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