It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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