Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I will die if light touches me.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Randomize
