But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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