Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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