shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
the day after is always just damage control
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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