And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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