Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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