How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
pop tarts are not kleenex
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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