youre lurking in front of me
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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