Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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