He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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