HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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