You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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