Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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