what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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