What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
