Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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