Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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