My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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