The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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