So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just had sex on a roof
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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