i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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