Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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