For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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