Umm I'm too high to move.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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