pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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