you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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