I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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