Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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