That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
false alarm. still invincible.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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