margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I don't deserve a penis
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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