I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
A bitchslap is in order.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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