i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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