thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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