your room smells of hookers.
And success
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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