And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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