I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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